Alёнa, 47 - 30 мая 2007 17:16

[SIZE=+1][COLOR=violet][I][B]THE GEOGRAPHY OF A wo MAN:[/B][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE]
[B]>>>>[/B] Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
[B]>>>>[/B] Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America , well-developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
[B]>>>>[/B] Between 31 and 35 she is like India , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
[B]>>>> [/B] Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France - Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
[B]>>>>[/B] Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia , lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
[B]>>>>[/B] Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia , very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
[B]>>>>[/B] Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia , with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
[B]>>>>[/B] After 70, they become Afghanistan . Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

[SIZE=+1][COLOR=brown][I][B] THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:[/B][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE]
[B]>>>>[/B] Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick.

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